Monday, September 21, 2015

Vote for Donald Trump because there will be hell toupee!
Vote for Bernie Sanders because he will rename USA to USSA (United Socialist States of America), redistribute wealth and make everyone equally poor!
Don't vote for Hillary Clinton because she will NOT protect our innocent grandparents, our right to free speech and our McMansions!

Monday, September 7, 2015

Does Lawrence Lessig believe in our right to exploit cheap overseas labor, our commodities markets and our delicious apple pies?
Will Jeb Bush refuse to support an America where Colombians and corrupt labor unions can sabotage our right to borrow money from Asia?

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Will Jim Gilmore work for an America where Halliburton board members and oil cartels can't destroy our brave police force?

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Will Donald Trump protect our perseverance, our innocent babies' smiles and our hard-working neighborhoods?
Will Bernie Sanders make sure pot smokers and military-industrial warmongers can't take away our innovation?
Does Jim Webb have faith in our founding fathers' dreams, our moms and dads and our right to use up the world's resources?
Does Hillary Clinton want an America where Hollywood liberals and suicide bombers can destroy our Christian values?
Will Ben Carson stand for an America where greedy doctors and Rupert Murdoch yes-men can sabotage our sense of trust?
Does Marco Rubio want an America where Fox News cronies and drug companies cannot take away our big box retail stores?
Does Chris Christie want an America where pedophiles and smelly hippies cannot undermine our innocent children?
Is Mike Huckabee receiving money from greedy insurance companies, corrupt labor unions and al-Qaeda insurgents?
Will John Kasich support our megachurches, our right to shoot people and our young entrepreneurs?
Will Carly Fiorina work for an America where government bureaucrats and porn stars can't corrupt our prosperity?
We must learn how to lead political lives in the face of elections. Soon there will be a maturing of coherence the likes of which the country has never seen. We must vote ourselves and encourage others.

17 Republicans: Donald Trump, Ben Carson, John Kasich, Carly Fiorina, Scott Walker, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Chris Christie, Jeb Bush, Bobby Jindal, Lindsey Graham, George Pataki, Rick Santorum, Mike Huckabee and Jim Gilmore have announced they are running for the presidential party nomination.
5 Democrats: Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Jim Webb, Martin O'Malley and Lincoln Chafee have announced they are running for the presidential campaign.

 Who are you voting for?