Monday, September 21, 2015

Vote for Donald Trump because there will be hell toupee!
Vote for Bernie Sanders because he will rename USA to USSA (United Socialist States of America), redistribute wealth and make everyone equally poor!
Don't vote for Hillary Clinton because she will NOT protect our innocent grandparents, our right to free speech and our McMansions!

Monday, September 7, 2015

Does Lawrence Lessig believe in our right to exploit cheap overseas labor, our commodities markets and our delicious apple pies?
Will Jeb Bush refuse to support an America where Colombians and corrupt labor unions can sabotage our right to borrow money from Asia?

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Will Jim Gilmore work for an America where Halliburton board members and oil cartels can't destroy our brave police force?